Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014

Red hot ridgey

A sketchy move where toys opens the ridgey (the worker only door on a train) to run a muck and hang out the side of it, in a red hot scenario

Martin: Yoo did you see gurt pop that red hot ridgey
Mister Blister: Yeah he popped the fuck out of that shit

by fuckretard8 June 14, 2025