Raphke

Itchy spot on your penis. Common result of frequently jacking off and/or Dutch Ruddering without lubrication. May turn purple.

Dad look: I have a huge Raphke on my willy.

The doctor said: don't worry. It's just a Raphke.

Don't scratch your Raphke or it will bleed!

by Ed van Penisanus November 12, 2009

Sally Jessy Raphael

A talk-show host from the 80's and 90's best known for her oversized red-framed glasses; Sally Jessy Raphael is indeed an O.H. Original Hipster.

Person 1: "OMG!! Who's my baby-daddy?"

Person 2: "Chick, that's some Sally Jessy Raphael shit right there."

by MorganFreemanLives October 9, 2012

Raphael

A fine ass store owner with a ponytail. Yum!

Bey, Raphael is a pie dred!

by ThaBitch! March 8, 2009

RAPHAEL

jerk, sinner

raphael doesn't even know how to describe himself, he knows he's a fucking jerk.

by jerkiestpersononearth January 31, 2020

rathoe

a nasty rat hoe look skank

Dem M.H.B. some rathoes!!!!

by Cha-Cha January 29, 2008

raphie

Seems sweet at first but DONT be fooled she's a "sorciere"(aka witch in french). Has a grudge against every blonde guy in existence. Most likely a psychopath that drown ants to save them again and feel good about herself. Definitely a narcissist and thinks she has "elite" humour and is the funniest person on earth. Obsessed with her cat, who actually hates her and tries to kill her daily.

(girl 1)"aww raphie looks so sweet!"
(girl 2)"Don't be fooled she stole my hot cheetos yesterday"

by siberasidney May 28, 2020

raphaels

hipster term for glasses

Do these raphaels go with my flogger? I don't know if I like the new frames or not.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008