Randy Jackson

Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)

How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?

*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*

Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.

*Crowd cheers*

Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?

*Randy starts to say something*

Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.

*Crowd starts booing*

Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.

Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.

by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010

Randy Jackson

A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate

guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink

by mehale December 19, 2011

Randy Redfoot

(R-and-ie Red-foot)
A horny bastard

Hey man could you stop acting like a Randy Redfoot when you see my mom?

Damn nigga dem anime titties do be making me feel like a Randy Redfoot tho.

by Jebster69 April 25, 2020

Random Randy

A sufficiently awkward or random person.
A person with no friends in a social situation.

When Alix was at a party with no one she knew, she was a total random randy.

by AlixEverson January 2, 2009

rajon randos

The uploading of random pictures to your social networking site. Can be abbreviated to rondos.

Ya, I think you gotta put those rajon randos up.

by eschh January 12, 2011

Raw Dogging Randos

Having sex with a random chick that you don't know with out a condom on.

Who's ready to start raw dogging randos tonight?

Hey man any luck raw dogging randos last night?

Damn it burns when I piss, I knew I shouldn't have went raw dogging randos last night!

by Tarrence1111115 April 22, 2011

Randy Ross

To become so angry with someone, you pop them one in the face. Preferably a teacher.

Mrs. Jenkins had me so pissed off the other day, I gave her a nice Randy Ross.

by RandyRoss'd May 12, 2013