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Day Raging

The act of consuming mass quantities of alcohol during the daytime - e.g. the hours between waking up and roughly 5pm.
E: "Dude, what's up?"
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."

"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
by ikillbozo December 7, 2010
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Raging Arnold

An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.
David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?

Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Raingry

When the weather is constantly rain and it makes you mad.
Dick Goddard: It's rained for 10 days, and it's gonna rain for 20 more.

Me: Fuck. Now I'm raingry.
by johnqfan May 27, 2011
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raking your bacon

To wind someone up or take the piss. Possible N Irish term.
I'm only raking your bacon.
by Bacon raker September 1, 2011
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Raging Canadian

When somebody covers their hand in syrup and then fingers somebody else’s ass with the syrup. A common thing to do afterwards is to have the person fart out the maple syrup on pancakes.
Hey babe, do you want to do a Raging Canadian?
by Super Lit Dank Memes September 10, 2019
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Sperm Racing

When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.
Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..
by Pheno Sony May 27, 2010
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the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.
These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner
by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012
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