Round Dodger

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet

Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.

by Cazaam February 28, 2015

Shively Round Steak

Bologna, a food stamp treat.

Go fetch that Shively Round Steak out the fridge, Thundaisia got popped in the eye and it will keep it from gettin swolt.

by Fairdale's Finest August 22, 2008

roulette roundabout

when on chatroulette you press next about 10 times to probably try and evade yet another cock, and the same partner's cam keeps coming up .

man,some dude on CR just kept jerking off at me. so I tried to next the fucker but got totally stuck on a roulette roundabout.

by savagehenry April 9, 2010

Knife round

Literally anything other than knife round, if you want to do a knife round do not say knife round.

"Lets do a Knife round!"

*Proceeds to get repeatedly spawn killed and quits game*

by Orville Titsidaisy February 1, 2022

frick me roundhouse

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong

ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later

by the real mantis August 28, 2007

Slappy Cup Death Round

Slappy Cup Death Round is an intense round of the drinking game Slappy Cup. Find an ally, replace the typically plastic cups with glassware, and get to slapping.

Tips: Wear closed toes shoes, don't expect any of the glassware to survive the round, and seek out a homeless person in the ally to record because as you can imagine, death rounds are epic. Be kind, pick up the pieces.

Official Slappy Cup Rules here.

When Ashley slapped the shit out of Sara's cup and it shattered all over the ally everyone screamed, "SLAPPY CUP DEATH ROUND"

by YOLO 90 March 11, 2013

quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010