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Quiverfail

An adult raised in the “quiverfull” movement; a Christian fundamentalist mentality which encouraged parents to not use birth control and have as many children as conceivable to be “shot out” into the world “like arrows” to spread Christian fundamentalist values ingrained through restrictive homeschooling, lack of sex education, creationism verses science, etc.

A “Quiverfail” is an adult who has rejected their “quiverfull” upbringing, becoming an autonomous, science believing adult. The more rebellion, the higher the level of being a “Quiverfail”
“I’m a total Quiverfail: having sex outside of marriage, piercings, tattoos, consuming substances, having abortions, listening to rock music… the total opposite of the Christian fundamentalist arrow I was raised to be.”

“He came out as gay! Congratulations on being a Quiverfail!”

“Fellow Quiverfail over here! How many siblings did you grow up with? 5? 10? 12+ ?”
by Lorena Echeveria April 6, 2022
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Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010
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Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.
Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.
by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012
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Bitch Quiver

Bitch = a complaint. Quiver = a place in which an archer stores his arrows. Bitch Quiver = A store of complaints from which to draw when in need of leverage or insult.
"I want to put that behind us so he doesn't have that in his bitch quiver anymore."
by CareBR May 7, 2020
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Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.
John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"
by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021
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Quiverin' Scissors

Lesbians with the palsy.
Yancy: Look at those quiverin' scissors over there.

Leland: What's quiverin' scissors.

Yancy: Lesbians with the palsy.

Leland: Oh.
by Shitbag Fuckwad September 18, 2010
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quoter

Someone who seems to be obcessed with quoting others.
Oscar Wilde was a great quoter.

Person 1 (non-quoter): "How are things going today?"

Person 2(quoter): "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." -Winston Churchill "

Person 1: "Good day to you Mr. Churchill."
by Wilde about Churchill February 21, 2011
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