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monkey puzzle

Also known as a black transvestite - one that is very feminine and suited to the transvestual environment wearing a lot of, but not excessive make-up. Can be very confusing to a Briggsy when plied with alcohol. This term can also be applied when observing a wealthy black individual who has made his wealth legally.
I fancy those two dancing over there, they're quite fit. Don't you realise they're trannies? Oh, right, I am quite drunk I guess. Don't use drink as your excuse mate, you're a tranny chaser and don't deny it. You're the victim of a monkey puzzle.
by The Lady in the Lake September 12, 2008
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Chinese Puzzle

1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.
Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.
by jsten December 9, 2008
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puzzle pirates

excellent MMORPG, based on the world of swashbuckling pirates, lads, bucaneers and sea scoundrels. male and female alike! there is no discrimination in the world of puzzle pirates.

the game is based around puzzles, naturally... duties like sailing, bilge pumping, navigating, carpentry, cannon operating and the like can be done while at sea, while on an island one can duel other pirates, deposit money into a bank, purchase excellent clothing, swords, materials and even a fancy boat of your own... you must look into joining a crew also, loner pirates are seldom seen. it is also capital that you learn to beat other pirates in the drinking game, perhaps the best articulated puzzle in the game.
by oriya May 16, 2005
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Puzzle

A slang word for sex. It is used in covert text messages to keep an affair secret. It is most commonly used when a man is creeping on his girl...with another man.

Its origin comes from before cardboard was invented and people resorted to primitive forms of puzzles.
Man 1: Does this piece(penis) fit here(anus)?

Man 2: That is a very puzzling question. Let us find out.

Man 1: Fantastic! We shall call it Puzzle.
by ScrakABees January 14, 2009
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Puzzboo

An attractive ginger who also has a great personality.
Bob: "Hey Tim! Did you see that attractive ginger?"

Tim: "Oh, you mean the Puzzboo?"

Bob: "Yeah! That one."
by Paul Waggoner May 15, 2009
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Pezzino

A sexy Italian family last name.
Likes: Djs, Fabri Fibra, Pasta, Working out, Clubs, and Middle eastern men.
Dislikes: Bad Pizzas, hairy women, ghetto latinos and blacks.

Pezzino's are most likely to have brown hair, brown eyes, olive skin. They love Care Bears! Can be found in Italy, rarley living outside homeland, you're lucky if you find one.

They are outspoken, happy, stubborn italians who you don't want to mess and get them angry. Other than that, you'll love them, always telling jokes to make the day go smooth.

No relation to jersey shore or Godfather.
Angelo: Hey your last name is Pezzino?
Gianluca: yes it is, why?
Angelo: oh that must mean you're stubborn, right?
Gianluca: Isn't every italian?
A&G:Hahah!
by Gia Victoria Di Fiore October 16, 2011
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pugzillapugzill

pugzillapugzill likes men
by pug likes men August 7, 2019
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