part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

putcher

it is a word for nothing. but it's purpose is just that - since there is no real meaning, no one else knows what it means. if you need a way out of something, you use this word, no one knows what your talking about, so they'll feel stupid.

"Wait, you don't know what a cleveland steamer is?
"Man, shut up. You're such a putcher!"
"What the hell is a putcher?"
"What! You don't know what a putcher is? You're one to talk then."

by Scott M Thomas January 30, 2008

Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007

Putterfly

A standard, large-faced black putter that becomes a butterfly when under the influence of funny-smelling cigarettes. These putterflies are worth large bounties if caught and paid in Karograms.

You let her escape! You let the putterfly escape!

by R. J. Williams June 23, 2008

Putter and Twatter

The only two sticks you need to play golf

You only need a Putter and Twatter. You need a twatter til you get to the green, then its the putter

by Wasted Walk February 20, 2009

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

Putter

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.

1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.

by Bradula August 2, 2006