Puddle Dodgers 

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

Puddle Dodgers by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

plur puddle

A small or large group of raver kids on ecstasy engaging in various activities including: masages, trading stickers, chewing on soothers, giving hugs, eating candy, etc.

Don't get to close to the plur puddle; you might get sucked in!

plur puddle by Kyle Riddell March 15, 2008

Double Puddle 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

Double Puddle by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Puddle Slut 

A person that trades sexual favors for drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

Due to the fact that in a pipe the drug melts into a puddle.

buyer: Can you believe she had sex with me, in exchange for meth?
dealer : Well, she is a "puddle slut"

Puddle Slut by SocoLuvr May 2, 2010

Pakistani mud puddle 

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.

i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.

Pakistani mud puddle by massive clue June 9, 2009

drunk to puddles 

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

drunk to puddles by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

Puddlewasher 

A classy lady caught in the act of washing her vagina in a mud puddle between clients while hooking. Often the "puddlewasher" is homeless, strung-out and wearing a skirt.

Brandon - Dude! Did you just see that?!
Dennis - See what?
Brandon - I think that hooker was just washing her vag in a mud puddle!
Dennis - A puddlewasher?

Brandon - That's fucked up. Let's get some lunch. I'm starving.

Puddlewasher by Bbrttown February 4, 2010