Pud

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.

"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!

*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!

by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006

Pud

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis

Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee

by bloodyrebel December 26, 2011

Pud

from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia

She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.

by Joey B. Goode August 05, 2003

Pud

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.

"Wanna suck my pud?"

by professeur March 03, 2009

puds

"Pointless Ups and Downs." Hikers use this term to describe trails that have extremely strenuous topography.

It's nice to hike this flat lake-side trail after spending all last weekend hiking puds in Colorado.

by STHiker July 12, 2004

puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005