pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

Pootellah

Poo-Tell-Ah - A reference to the sweet Fruittella miss pronounced due to a strong Indian accent.

From the film Anuvahood

Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?

(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.

by Jazzler October 27, 2011

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

Poot Butt

A seemingly weak, or effeminate male. A punk. Often flakey or phoney. A man that is too soft and who lacks the bravery or masculinity of men considered to be strong and is contrary to men thought of as being a man's man. A coward.

Frank is a REAL man, he's not afraid to stand up to other men. He's a STRONG man. But Bobby ain't nothin' but a POOT BUTT. Marcus is also poot butt. And Larry's another 'lil poot butt.

by TF Peacemaker July 6, 2008

patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".

Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004

rudy poot

someone who is more or less a wannabe, poser, loser, or something to that effect.

ya I know dave, he aint nothin but a rudy poot.

by 5150pickle September 19, 2009