puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.

"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"

by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009

Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.

"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

puck fuck

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

by puckfuck June 27, 2005

Phuckery

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...

i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door

by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010

puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.

Cant stand 'em puck bunnies

by Paul February 6, 2004

pfuckle

A word used to describe really shitty situation.

John: Damn! I locked my keys in my car.

Adam: Well I see you're in quite the pfuckle.

by GOOSTABUTTFART December 9, 2020