Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Prositution

A typo for prostitution

He misspelled prostitution and put prositution in its stead.

by Author Stephan Smolka December 30, 2008

Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

Environmental Protection

Better than economic development

Dont negate. Always affirm.

by Chris Davis March 25, 2004

Use protection!

A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).

A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"

by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011

penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.

Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"

by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014

Rejection is protection

This quote means that if something doesn't go your way (you're rejected) it probably means there is something better out there for you (being protected).

"I'm really sad I didnt get the main part."
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"

by Katie__ February 4, 2015