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field problem

US Army slang or term for a field exercise that involves spending at least one night in the field. More frequently heard in the gruntier MOSes like Infantry and Combat Engineers.
"I'm a 45 day 45 night field problem" --Mystikal in Round Out Tha Tank

"Naw man, I can't go out tonight. I have to pack my ruck. We've got an ass-out 2-week field problem starting monday." --Joe
by grunt11b May 3, 2018
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Bye Lena Problems

A frickin ANIMATION MEME APPARENTLY
Also a Russian song
Charlotte: I learned how to say "taxes" in Russian :D
Shirley: какие
Charlotte: Shirley I dont have a clue-
Shirley: I SAID WHAT IN RUSSIAN.
-Later-
Charlotte: *plays bye lena problems*
by *cough* hello May 20, 2019
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Igon Value Problem

"the Igon Value Problem: when a writer’s education on a topic consists in interviewing an expert, he is apt to offer generalizations that are banal, obtuse or flat wrong" (Steven Pinker, NY Times 11/7/2009).

Pinker coined the term in his review of a Malcolm Gladwell book. Gladwell had quoted an expert speaking about an “igon value” -- the correct term is eigenvalue, a basic concept in linear algebra.
Gladwell's "Blink" is basically a worthless book because of the Igon Value Problem.
by JLG6000 November 18, 2009
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drinking problem

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)
Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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third world problems

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.
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What's your problem

Used to suggest a problem in another's mental state. This is a response to an unprovoked statement or inappropriate action. Can also be used in third person.
"What's up Eric?"
"Fuck off Gil, next time I see you I'm gonna beat your ass and give you an Abe Lincoln"
"What's your problem man?"

(Gina finds her brother masturbating on her bed in the nude)
"You couldn't walk down the hall to do that Phil?!?! What's your problem?!?!?"

"Yo Jennifer always flips out every time I try space docking"
"What's her problem?"
by tripleski6 June 14, 2011
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funny family problems

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .
Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems
by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013
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