Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018

Progressive Republican

An imaginary being in the political world. This being is a man, a Republican, who has progressed the United States into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. Unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.

-Did you hear man? We got a progressive Republican as our Governor.

-Yeah. Too bad they don't exist.

by Maxatronz January 12, 2010

Progressivism

Commitment to the belief that every culture has value, except one's own.

Progressivism began to displace Liberalism as the defacto ideology of the Left, beginning in the 1970's.

by CodeWarrior March 14, 2017

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

Procrasti-progress

the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.

I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.

by Yukonruby March 4, 2010

Nostalgic Progression

In relation to video games: giving the feeling of nostalgia in a series full of nostalgia while keeping the gameplay fresh to the point it'll be remembered as nostalgia in it's own right and not a gimmick.

What is Nostalgic Progression:

-Super Mario Brother 1, 3 and Super Mario 64
-Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime
-Castlevaina, 3, 4, Symphony of the Night
-Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Ocarina, Majora's mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess

What isn't:

-Super Mario Sunshin
-Metroid Prime 2 Echos
-Any 3D Castlevaina released to date(6/25/2010)
-Zelda 2, Zelda's Adventure.

by KanameTousen June 28, 2010

bored progression

n. The process by which one ends up browsing various Wikipedia articles or Youtube videos that are of little or no interest but seemed like they might be interesting at the time. It's likely you'll end up on something totally irrelevant and forget what you were supposed to be doing.

Clearly, the expression is a pun on the musical term "chord progression".

My assignment was on the European Union but after a bored progression I ended up learning about flying lizards

by icyheights December 21, 2010