Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.

Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."

by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012

Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.

I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead

by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen June 27, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 23, 2011