Predact

The action of moving your goalkeeper in FIFA to predict where your opposition is going to shoot.

"HA! Get predacted, cock-sucker. I knew you'd shoot near-post you obvious cunt!"

"What a predaction, bitch! Nice finesse shot, shame I was standing far-post 3 hours before you did it."

by dilshannn7 August 14, 2019

Pedicurious

Pedicurious
adj.
1. To be inquisitive as to the grooming and/or painting habits of ones toenails.
2. To be intrigued by feet in an extremely creepy manner.

Pedicuriosity
n.
1. A state of inquiry where one is unable to tell if a person has recently painted and/or filed his or her toenails.
2. A desire to learn more or experience having one's toenails painted and filed, preferably by a professional.

1. "I'm pedicurious as to your toenails always being so well clipped. Do you groom them yourself?
2. "Your feline died when she impaled herself on my poison-spike-tipped boot. It looks like pedicuriosity killed the cat!"

by Jacob Stebel November 14, 2006

The Pedicure

Prior to intercourse the male ensures that their partner’s sock is nearby. before busting, they will insert the penis into partner’s sock and cum into it. Then they will gently and calmly put down the sock and wait for their partner to redress. Unbeknownst to them, one of their socks is filled with semen. This is how to give someone the pedicure.

I gave her the pedicure yesterday, she had no idea.

by shapedamoeba May 31, 2020

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

prediculous

This word is a combo, if something is prediculous it is both predictable and ridiculous.

Cassie: Dude your so prediculous!
Karl: What do you mean???
Cassie: You always drink orange juice before you brush your teeth!
Karl: Ya well your prediculous because you always tell me that drinking orange juice before i brush my teeth is prediculous... (it continues)...

by irishdude November 30, 2006

Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010