Prestidigitation

A pretentious way to say "magic tricks."

Despite insisting on calling his magic act "prestidigitation," young Billy was actually just performing shitty coin tricks.

by The Prestidigitator November 1, 2009

presturbation

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

Dirty Preston

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.

Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

10th prestige

a master of his craft, the 10th prestige must be fluent in 1337 speak and barely have their flesh burned by the oh so abusive sunlight, usually a basement dweller of abnormal proportions who lives on hot pockets and other microwavable delights

what the hell is that blob?
it's rob, he just reached 10th prestige

holy shit this guy went 49 and 2
relax he's a tenth, he doesn't know any better

by xX1337scopesXx September 22, 2010

Preston

The sweetest, most caring guy you'll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and will love you no matter what, when he finds a girl he sticks to her no matter what and will give her all his heart. No matter what he'll always be nice to you and try to make you happy when you're sad.

He gives the best hugs and is always extremely sweet. He's so perfect words can't describe and also extremely attractive. he has brown hair but in the summer its light, and he has the cutest dimple ever.

girl1 is that preston?!
girl2 yea! isn't he soo hot ?!

girl1 yea !!! too bad hes taken :( I wish he was mine

by Ilovepreston November 21, 2013

Preston

Kind thoughtful and do not get in his bad side or he will beat you up

Preston is nice when you are friends with you

by The class July 6, 2020

The Prestige

A sex act based on the 'Teleporting Man' illusion from the movie The Prestige.
An unsuspecting female participant engages in sex in the 'doggy style' position in a dark room with the 'Magician' while his friend hides in a cupboard. In the middle of the act, the Magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
The climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised participant.

Last night I brought home a girl that thought she was all that. Imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with 'The Prestige'.

by Kiwilicious January 29, 2008