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Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut
Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass
by clovey March 10, 2022
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah
by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025
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