guitar hero poser

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.

"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."

by raven68 April 20, 2007

poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.

Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!

by Super Tips March 26, 2023

Poser Wall

The Wall in Stores like Hot Topic that displays band T-Shirts, where posers will stare , reading random band names outloud in a poor attempt to seem Music Savvy.

Poser: "hmm They have The Misfits cool!! ohh i really like....*squints* Joy Division? *looks around store nodding head* (Quietly searches for a safe Fall Out Boy T-Shirt on the Poser Wall)"

by TEAM CHICKLET November 21, 2007

Poseidon's Pillow

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.

Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.

by Yortisme September 19, 2015

Pooseat

Bathroom particles

I washed the pooseat of my hands in the sink.

by Greenhatdude July 20, 2018

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

Warship Pose

The art of the cellphone selfie whilst trying to look as muscular as possible.

Step 1: Ball one hand in a fist or cellphone-holding position, this is your leading hand.
Step 2: With your second hand, clutch at or near the leading arm's wrist, this is your support hand.
Step 3: Simultaneously crane your neck and shoulders forward while tensing your traps.

"He did the pose. He did the Warship Pose. The Warship Pose. It was a graveyard smash."

by Dennis Richter November 9, 2012