pork

To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.
"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"
by joshualawrence April 11, 2008
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pork

affectionate name for a lover who is burly and likes to eat.
hi pork, you look so cute today i just want to eat you up.
by toots n. June 21, 2007
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Porking

When two overweight homeless people have sex
I was walking home last night and I saw those homeless people porking
by Waiving Fees June 05, 2016
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Pork Product

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends
Fat, me? Says you you little pork product
by Big Poppa Mills December 03, 2020
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Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
by afj21 August 23, 2010
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pork eye

When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.
Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.
by Xococo April 18, 2023
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Pork Sandwich

A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.

The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!

Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?

Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.

Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2017
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