Porch Dyke 

A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.

Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."

Porch Dyke by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006

porch climb 

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

porch climb by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

Porch Crawler 

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?

Porch Crawler by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010

porch monkey-spear chucker 

a slang term for a black person

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!

porch monkey-spear chucker by B-rad G September 20, 2005

Porch Drunk 

The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.

"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."

"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."

Porch Drunk by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012

Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

Porch Yeti by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

porch nug 

a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.

Are y'all trying to porch nug tonight?

porch nug by stonecrest Cindy Lou Who December 19, 2010