Poopsicle

Poop flavour popsicle! Yummy!

Winnie the Pooh: Let's play a game!
Me: I want A POOPSICLE!!!

by MeKenNor March 9, 2017

Poopsicle

A popsicle that has been dipped into the anus of Zeus and covered in the nuts of John Travolta.

Emily ate a poopsicle last night. Afterwards, she gained mystical powers that carried her across realms

Similar words: peesicle, pooptart, shitsicle

by Fartfactory43 October 13, 2016

Poopsicle

A Poopsicle is the instrument that is being used during a blumpkin.

My poopsicle gets sucked on while I’m getting a blumpkin.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

A poopsicle is frozen shit and ice that animals eat in the wild like a popsicle.

I seen a deer licking a poopsicle! It’s teeth were completely brown.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Poopsicle

Poop flavored ice cream.

Dumb bastard:Omg did you try poopsicle yet?

Donald duck: not yet

Porkie pig: i-i-its the b-b-b-best e-e-e-ever

Trisha paytas: SHUT THE FUCK UPPP!!!

by Nickocado’s baby mama June 19, 2022

Poopsicle

Def 1: A frozen piece of poop, on a stick.

Def 2: A rude person

Def 1: "Dang man, someone would have to pay me a million dollars to eat a poopsicle."

Def 2: "Charlie is such a poopsicle, he went to the homeless shelter just to stare at them."

by tinyperson May 19, 2022