poon slayer

poon slayer- a guy who fucks alot of hot chicks

"He fucked two chicks last night, what a poon slayer!"

by dmudra21 March 11, 2010

Poonable

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009

ponster

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 December 9, 2008

poonsman

One who skilled in the art of tracking down, hunting and aquiring the feroscious clam, only konwn to the work as "poonani".

Late night bar crawling has turned me into quite the poonsman.

by Dave A...... August 30, 2006

poohsie

another word for calling someone a pussy. it is usually only used in a joking manner, when talking to your close friends who will get it.

Kyle, you are such a poohsie. get rid of your mega-ovaries.

by alysecat August 4, 2007

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008