poobus

when you shovel 78 (exactly) blueberry flavored mini muffins into you or another woman's vagina

yo, chris and his bitch did a poobus last night. kinky ass motherfuckers

by poobuslover42969 March 26, 2021

pookishmish

hottest milf in existence

i want to have sex with you, pookishmish

by madafacka June 23, 2021

Poopus

A alternate name for someone named Lucas

Hi poopus

Lucas is such a poopus

by anonymous May 8, 2022

pookums

a dog in the human state. A word that, if your dog was a human you would call them pookums; a word to tell someone you love them but in a friend kind of way. Allison perfected that term

I love you pookums!!!!!

by Charlene Wagner August 14, 2004

Poonus

A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.

unfortunate people often have a poonus

by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009

Pooks

Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.

Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"

Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"

by Da Pooks October 16, 2010

poocus

a mixture of poop and mucus, usually present during a blundee.

oh man, lick that poocus!

by blundeee August 6, 2008