penner

Penner aka Sgt. Penner aka Sgt. Savage, a gun fantical german/russian, that likes his potato vodka. To be found around the area of Crofton, BC.

Penner talks about guns all day.

by DrunkIntellectual November 8, 2007

Porner

The most coveted desk position in the office, from which you can look at your screen in complete privacy.

I can't believe that undeserving douchebag Fleming got a promotion AND the porner.

by C-Chops September 15, 2010

Ladysmith Pinner

A neatly packed joint consisting of one rolling paper that is completely stuffed with weed.

A fat doobie by any standard.

Originated in Ladysmith, BC by a local group of cannabis enthusiasts.

Meh, it's just a Ladysmith Pinner.

by bitter-child August 7, 2011

Ponderosa

A term used to define your household, home, location.

Mike:Hey John, where are you?
John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.

by Dubbb B August 5, 2009

Poncert

A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.

Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.

by its_our_future July 5, 2009

Poner Los cuernos

Means "to put the horns on". When someone puts the horns on their significant other means they cheated on them. They "made a fool" of that person. A guay (way) is an ox or slow dumb animal made for work. When you "put the horns on" your spouse, you turned them into a guay. It is an insult to call someone a guay, or say that someone is putting the horns on him. It's worse than calling a man a fool, but more like...he's being "played for a fool". It's a deep insult to call a Mexican Male a guay or say "te va poner los cuernos" because it not only emasculates the man, but it's insulting his lady as well bu insinuating she is a cheater/ho/slut/whore/puta. This is why Mexican women will cut a guy who calls her man a "guay"...or says "te puso los cuernos". It is now used casually like fucker and dick are used instead of saying dude, or homie. Ex..."Hey fucker, we gonna hit the club tonight?" It isnt calling him a real "fucker" but in place of dude. Same way "guay" is used. Ex. "Hey Guay, vamos al baile o que onda?"

Pinche guay! Te va poner los cuernos si le dejas salir al baile.

by Sillybilly13 September 8, 2019

Mike Posner

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.

Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?

by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010