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r/politics

It is a popular left leaning political subreddit who kiss Democrat’s asses and act like Democrat’s are so much better than Republicans, when in reality both are harmful to America. r/politics is essentially a bunch of leftists trying to think they are good, when in reality they are just as crooked and harmful for Americans as the Republicans they so hate.
Joe: I read this article on r/politics on how Republicans are bad!

Fred: You hear about what the Democrats are doing too? Or does r/politics only say things leftists like?

Joe: They're telling the truth about America! The Democrat’s will help us!

Fred: Joe, they’re both corrupt. They’re 2 sides of the same coin. Regardless of who you vote for, your going to get your rights stripped and get fucked over by career politicians who lie to your face.

Joe: That’s not true! That’s a Republican conspiracy!

Fred: Joe, the 2 party system is fucking you over. But keep lying to yourself that Democrat’s aren’t crooked politicians who do shady shit. All politicians are the same man. Get a hold of yourself and stop believing a fantasy.

Joe: No! Trump and Russia are spewing lies! Joe Biden isn’t a complete ass! La la la la la la la la

Fred: You spend way too much time on that Democrat circle jerk subreddit man.
by Noshit2547 May 24, 2020
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Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.
Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.
by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011
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politicians

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.
Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!
by Matt August 27, 2005
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politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.
politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005
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politics

Showbusiness for the ugly. Honestly, how many attractive politicians are there?
The definition of politics is right there ^^^
by gadzooks December 28, 2005
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political masturbation

1. slang. Term used to describe any political process that serves only as a distraction from more important matters.
The Senate's ongoing debate over the Flag Burning Amendment is a great example of political masturbation.
by Rich C 123 July 8, 2006
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