stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.
kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed
by blabla455 February 18, 2010
by XX man December 24, 2005
A game that brain washes kids into emptying their pockets. Evil in its purest form. Hmm, I wonder why people want pokemon so bad? Maybe those creatures make good anal sex. The japs are laughing at you all.
*Be advised squad, we're on the lookout for a 15 yr. old male who is still obsessed, eliminate quickly and silently* So, your 15 yrs old, and your still playing a game designed to target 8 yr olds. Sad, so sad. Seems like we might have to put this one down. BOOOOM! Oh well, one less possessed demon pokemon lover. I love this job.
by P8NTbal ESF June 23, 2003
A cartoon known to attempt to create hot chicks, but failed miserably at that...though the first seasons up to Johto were great.
by Ash's Mom is not hot January 25, 2005
1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.
1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z
by YugihoDude June 28, 2006
by ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ผใ March 23, 2022
the lowest pieces of crap i have even come across should be wanked on the destroyed and chuck into the daed see for fucks sakes
by Sammi D a.k,a Sam Dudley January 03, 2005