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butt porridge

Defecation or feces that resembles a bowl of porridge. Soupy, yet thick consistency, in a very dark brown color.
John just made Goldilocks her lunch in the toilet. He's serving up a huge bowl of Butt Porridge.
by Junkboyy December 21, 2008
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Poorranty

When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".
Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?

Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
by dirtybharry September 14, 2009
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Porrenting

I hadn't jacked off in awhile, so I decided to go porrenting.
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porr

Porr is good to look at. You learn much and its so good. Sex is like it.
Me: oohhh harder like porn
You: ohhh yeah baby porr
by Slimy_pro April 6, 2017
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Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.
I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018
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Porridge ou

A porridge ou is the best kind of indian.They are descendents of true india Tamils,and are found almost exclusively in South Africa. You will be able to easily identify them by their generous nature,fondness of any VW polo,and their typically thick accent.Porridge ous are Tamil.They are generally dark/medium in complexion,how ever there are always a couple of them who are lighter skin.Porridge ous are the most loyal and trustworthy people,and when in unity they can accomplish anything
Ekse my vrou's balie is a porridge ou
by South african dictionary February 15, 2021
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porcelain porridge

You have just finished the leftover Chinese take out that you found sticky in the fridge a week later. Approximately 30 min. after guzzling down some stale rice and slimy nuggets of some sort of chicken/cat you start to feel your poor dining decision crawling through your lower bowels ready to be birthed. You awkwardly waddle off the couch with your hand grasped both cheeks together as you desperately search for an open bathroom that doesn't contain your roommate in the middle of a pube shaving frenzy. when you reach the bathroom on the second floor you pull down your pants, turn, and roost all at the same time with the swiftness of a naked Olympic athlete. When you finish laying your egg, out of curiosity, you hoist your balls out of the way and peer down into the toilet. The shit that you have just made has the color and consistency of the Quaker instant in your cupboard. As you sit there amused with your hand on your junk admiring your work you remember that you are single and now

in no condition to mingle. You decide to rub one off and add a teaspoon of sugar syrup to the top of your porridge mound. As you sit in post wank depression you get the idea that this could be frozen and sold as modern art and is too good a sight not to share with someone. You whip out your phone and send a snap crap to most of your snapchat contacts. mission complete you whip and struggle your pants up as you flush and send Bernie (yes you've named it) out to sea.
shit, crap, dump, porcelain porridge
by zimplr November 1, 2016
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