plopper

A person or individual who bounces the pong ball excessively during a beer pong match but yet repeatedly misses

Man mallory is such a plopper she has bounced everytime and has not made one yet

by my cunt / connel June 12, 2009

plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything

Came back from the party and I was plapped.

by The plapper March 12, 2016

Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.

'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'

by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009

Plopper

Farting when you poop

Brr oh no I guess I have the plopper

by Dead meme collection June 17, 2018

Plappers

(noun) Feet. Derived from the sound of bare feet slapping against hard floor surfaces, such as tile or hard wood.

Her plappers echoed across the hall as she walked to the front door to put on her shoes.

by Floppa_Fan November 5, 2024

pluppermow

Pronounced; plup per mou
Someone who's face looks like the fictional animal known as a 'Pluppermow,' a doughey, plump, round, furry creature.

Wow, look at pluppermow over there, he has such a pluppermow face!

by Slitherin_is_cute July 19, 2009

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010