picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

pickledouche

an annoying, obnoxious, aggravating, and just a stupid person that you or no one else can stand being within 10 feet of.

the nerdy kid in ur class that does assignments extra hard for fun....'just makes u wanna call them something confuseing like "yo ur a pickledouche" and it takes them forever to figure it out

by yankeegurl130 October 24, 2010

picklepotato

A pickle and a potato, looks like a green potato and tastes like a pickle

DUDE THAT WAS A GOOD PICKLEPOTATO!!!

by lexibear24 March 2, 2019

picklebum

When you’re too beta and you run like you have a pickle stuck in your ass.

Fucking picklebum that kids a puss

by Deagan mister 37 April 2, 2019

PickleBitch

When Pickleboy is scared of Greg

Michael is too much of a picklebitch to come talk to me

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

PickleBread

This is the perfect definition of a Rachel. A Pickled Rachel. thank you for coming to my ted talk

person 1: there is a new type of bread in the store today, i have never heard of it before though. It's called PickleBread

Person 2: oh, that's my friend Rachel. Don't worry

by anonymous September 14, 2020