Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Boob Physics

One of the most important things known to mankind.

Yoo she's got some nice boob physics.

by JeffrotheDude April 11, 2015

Physics

1. Best Science; why? Because
Some one else on here posted a problem saying

A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?

Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.

The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.

I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.

by Caedin May 8, 2008

mind physics

The different dimensions of life's interceptions create an influx of mind thought and thus reciprocate the manifestation of complex relations.

Hitler's brain operated under mind physics to relate to his world domination.

by jeSONAsus November 27, 2007

physics position

its when you're against the bed, lying on the floor, with physics textbooks and papers surrounding you in an arc. you begin with your legs tucked in, feet flat on the floor. you may also be solving many equations on the magical whiteboard (use your imagination) or just pondering black holes in your head.

when ali walked into the room, chris was in the physics position, and she begged him not to move from it.

by the_nano_engineer October 5, 2010

Troll Physics

see Troll Science

eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:

Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?

by lego t-s October 31, 2011

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.

What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?

by rantingmadting May 25, 2016