Ponytailing

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.

Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.

by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytail day

When a man or woman can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to shower or do his or her hair that day.

I woke up late and decided that today was a ponytail day.

by bizarre1 October 13, 2017

ponytail stud

A same gender loving woman who presents as masculine, but also has long hair most often worn in a ponytail.

I wish that ponytail stud would just get a fade already!

by Maria Luvcox December 4, 2019

ponytail girl

The one and only Ariana Grande

Ponytail girl runs the music industry.

by herluve March 5, 2021

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.

A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.

by Anonymous January 21, 2005

ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail

Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)

by gxg0703 August 29, 2009