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Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.
Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!
by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009
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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.
Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.
by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015
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weekday phobia

- a condition of people having negative feelings for

weekdays;

- a state of mind that usually occurs on later hours of

Sunday's

- a manner of feeling unmotivated, lazy, etc. to face

weekdays

- a fear that brings unhappy thoughts for the coming days

(Monday- Friday)

especially when you are expecting to do task

overtime because of too much work load.. and your

trying hard to beat deadlines.

- also suffered by real students
" I'm not interested to do anything for the moment, I'm on a weekday phobia mode! "
by lazy laila January 17, 2010
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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Walmart Phobia

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go
“I have Walmart phobia
by “Little Z Vert” June 9, 2018
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rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020
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Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
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