phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011

PHENG

The Great ONE. The Only. The Supreme. There is only one and that's Pheng. aka Pt. Ruler of all. Champion of all. Even GoD doesn't define this leet bitch ass kid.

ex. PHENG THAO aka Pt the LeeT

by kool April 18, 2004

phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

Pheek

Pheek is basically saying that someone is a ''freak'' but in new slang terms

Damn, that girl is gettin' pheekay/

by Brandiffur May 5, 2011

Peegret

The regret felt shortly after leaving one bar on the way to another bar wishing you had gone to the bathroom before you left, because you have to go so bad soon after leaving. May also be obtained from leaving the house to go to a bar.

I totally should have taken a leak before I left. I'm so peegretting it right now.

by longplay14 November 25, 2011

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016