permatween

One who is destined to live the rest of their days looking, sounding or acting like a 12 year old. Etymology: a portmanteau of permanent and tweenager.

Nirusha, stop acting like such a goober. You're 22 for God's sake, you'll end up a permatween at this rate.

by ghettosmurf February 24, 2010

permanent dumb

Stubborn refusal to accept what is plainly obvious.

Kelly: "What do you mean you think the world is flat? Have you got the permanent dumb?"

by nocoffeehero June 1, 2016

Permapercked

In a state of internal perked lips.

Ur so shot u are permapercked

by Lips percked echarles February 1, 2019

permatroll

someone who trolls a single person for an extended period of time. usually lasting weeks or months.

Nips has been trolling that guy for 3 weeks. Nips is a permatroll.

by lilboss6969 April 27, 2019

Permanent tan

Black. Negro.

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.

by Rube18 June 29, 2019

action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

noses are permanently turned up

people from chicago have noses which are permanently turned up, its just how they roll...

chicagoan's noses are permanently turned up

by CJ sji July 7, 2010