A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).
Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.
by T Jizzle September 30, 2007
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Pertains to value percentage. The quality of assigning a percentage value to one's attribute worth. Originates from Mary J Blige's usage in her song "Your Child."
She's one-hundred percential.
by Adam Kramer March 21, 2008
Get the percential mug.The act of putting percentages together into sub-percentile catagories to come to the true percentage.
Hey dude why don't we percentatize the percentages so we can see what the actual percentage might be...
by VT Alum April 3, 2009
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Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
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Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
Get the Parental Alibi mug.To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.
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