Penise

A French penis

The French Guy a un petit penise

by WungHungHigh March 4, 2009

penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003

Penisey

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

penisfriend

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.

My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.

by HLRP April 1, 2011

Penises

Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.

We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!

by D-lo June 6, 2003

penisectomy

The removal of the male peepee-dink during a sex change operation. The opposite of an addadicktome.

Tommy, desiring to become Tolanda, wants his johnson removed so he requested a penisectomy while at the Mayo Clinic visiting his mother.

by G. Wesley Davis March 15, 2005

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...

I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian

by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010