Peds

A kid who likes to listen to Pink Floyd and experiment with drugs. There is always at least one Peds per school. Look for them typically driving an old-school car like a Trans Am.

Peds: Hey, wanna try some psychedelic drugs?
Everyone else: Sure, why the hell not?

by The Group805 September 14, 2007

Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)

Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*

by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020

Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).

My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.

by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011

peduicy

A mixture of juices from the anal and vaginal region creating a repulsive yet attractive smell for some individuals

Al III. smells like sour-expired peduicy

by SandyBottum & JayHardcore April 19, 2014

padussy

A scent of the mixture of a male and female after intercourse

ewww it smell like padussy up in here

by sonya November 17, 2003

pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

pedestooling

When you keep on placing someone on a metaphoric pedestal. Therefore you think nothing they do is wrong and the person is just the most awesome human being ever no matter what.

Girl and a guy are having a conversation, and during the conversation he keeps on saying how wonderful she is and how amazing she is, ie. he thinks she's too good for him, And the girl says to him "stop pedestooling me".

by No.2 the surfer coach October 1, 2010