by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020
Get the Flatty Patty mug.1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014
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When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.
by three-oh-five November 2, 2011
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A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.
A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??
Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes
Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..
Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...
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Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes
Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..
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by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013
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Get the Patty Jack mug.Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
by Paddy Fingers May 13, 2018
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Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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