When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)
by piddla May 14, 2017
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Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
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I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the Smart Patrol mug.\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.
The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.
by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009
Get the troll patrol mug.Patryks' are warm hearted, caring and kind.
With the origin of the name coming from Poland, Patryks' are very family orientated people and always put family and loved ones first.
They have the warmest smiles and hugs and will do whatever it takes in their power to make you feel happy.
They are silly and cheeky and have the most wild sense of humour but it can never stop making you laugh.
Patryks' are tall, dark and handsome with big juicy tender lips and dark brown eyes. When they hold you in an embrace its warm and strong and makes it feel like all time stops.
Patryks' are one of a kind lovers. If they fall in love with you, they fall in love hard. They do not cheat of mess around, they are loyal, faithful and honest.
They can be sensitive on occasion and it is at these times that you handle them with care and make them feel as loved as they are.
They will spoil you rotten but do not resist because it makes them feel good doing so.
If you are lucky enough to find a Patryk in your life, never let them leave, because you will not find anyone like them ever .
Their kisses are one of a kind, tender, loving, and sweet, but also deep, passionate and sexy.
Patryk's are adventure lovers. They love the smell of campfire, the sound of a rushing waterfall, the smell of the earth after a rain. In general they just have a seeking love for nature.
With the origin of the name coming from Poland, Patryks' are very family orientated people and always put family and loved ones first.
They have the warmest smiles and hugs and will do whatever it takes in their power to make you feel happy.
They are silly and cheeky and have the most wild sense of humour but it can never stop making you laugh.
Patryks' are tall, dark and handsome with big juicy tender lips and dark brown eyes. When they hold you in an embrace its warm and strong and makes it feel like all time stops.
Patryks' are one of a kind lovers. If they fall in love with you, they fall in love hard. They do not cheat of mess around, they are loyal, faithful and honest.
They can be sensitive on occasion and it is at these times that you handle them with care and make them feel as loved as they are.
They will spoil you rotten but do not resist because it makes them feel good doing so.
If you are lucky enough to find a Patryk in your life, never let them leave, because you will not find anyone like them ever .
Their kisses are one of a kind, tender, loving, and sweet, but also deep, passionate and sexy.
Patryk's are adventure lovers. They love the smell of campfire, the sound of a rushing waterfall, the smell of the earth after a rain. In general they just have a seeking love for nature.
Person- i just met an amazing guy.
person 2. ooh what was his name?
person- Patryk.
Person 2. oooooh , yeah keep him he must be one of a kind
person 2. ooh what was his name?
person- Patryk.
Person 2. oooooh , yeah keep him he must be one of a kind
by rayofsunlight April 14, 2015
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Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home
by Buono June 22, 2006
Get the patrone mug.A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"
Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.
Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.
Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"
by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010
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Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020
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