Parked like Rosa

When a vehicle is parked in front on an establishment or home.

...The Benz is Parked like Rosa.

by Dj Danny B. October 10, 2009

jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007

parfed

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013

Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.

"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

by chalkoneupforlawschool October 19, 2011

parked car conversations

Sex in the back seat of a car.

Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?

by Dawninheels December 10, 2017

PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

by Juicer June 14, 2006

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 21, 2006