The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
by grimfish March 5, 2009
Get the Sticker Paralysis mug.n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.
by PhoenixFanatic April 10, 2011
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you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue
Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*
by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021
Get the paralyzationalizedetaded mug.The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.
Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.
by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010
Get the Perfectionist Paralysis mug.1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.
by Kacinitis July 20, 2012
Get the Shitpile Paralysis mug.The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014
Get the Shit paralysis mug.Fear of COVID-19 causing paralysis of healthcare systems, reduced efficiency, and overuse of personal protective equipment.
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