pariston

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants

Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging

by Kurapikas mommy milkers January 14, 2021

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

prison sag

Pants that are worn below the waste line, exposing underware. This origin is prison. When nigger inmates wore pants that were sagging in order to have gay sex and not get caught. The idea of sagging made it easier for nigger inmates to have sex and pull their pants up before the prison guards approached.

hey nigger, like your "prison sag ".

by omegs greek February 27, 2009

parising

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.

You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.

by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008

Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.

1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.

by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010