When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.
After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021
Get the Parallel Parked mug.When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.
Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
by tainted_razor February 2, 2022
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modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.
by Jim Burke September 6, 2005
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Get the Parked mug.A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.
"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."
"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"
"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"
by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020
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