Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay

Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...

by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 20, 2007

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos November 8, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015

Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009