paranoid space

A place where paranoid people go to escape from reality instead of facing it.

The paranoid space is a nothing more than something made up by the media.

by Word Madman March 31, 2019

battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Paranipples

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

by paranipples August 7, 2018

Paranostalgia

Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.

I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.

by Callbee March 3, 2020

paranon

A paranoid moron.

That guy on tv is such a paranon, he actually brought a bulletproof vest to a mcdonalds.

by Manga nerd January 8, 2023

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.

Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!

by snack_bloke August 29, 2009