Paranostalgia 

Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.

I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.

Paranostalgia by Callbee March 3, 2020

pornostalgia 

A sentimental longing for the pornography of the past.

Pornostalgia evidenced when watching porn: (i) "Where's the plumber/pizza delivery boy?"; (ii) "Where are the pubes?"; (iii) "Those ain't real"; (iv) "The production values of this movie really are first class"; (v) "Do you remember AIDS?".

pornostalgia by UrbaneDick June 28, 2011

parastalgia 

para- (beside, near, resembling, beyond) + nostalgia

the feeling of nostalgia, longing, or missing for something that never happened, as if it was an alternate timeline or a parallel universe; also see "anemoia" and "Mandela Effect"

adjective form: parastalgic

I feel parastalgia about high school dance even though I never went to one

parastalgia by 2F5L-5XG February 22, 2021

prenostalgia

The feeling when you're doing something and realize that you will look back at this moment with nostalgia.

Bro: Man, I'm having such a good time right now, I don't wanna leave this. This is gonna be a memory one day.
You: Hey man, no prenostalgia. Live in the moment.

prenostalgia by Cantfindlemon October 17, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004