5th Paragamy

A cult like scientific belief that is commonly believed by fools or "slow" people

Person A: You would've won that fight if you believed in the 5th Paragamy
Person B: That doesn't exist you retard

by NeptuneSMG January 24, 2021

Pararazzi

When someone takes pictures of their extremely drunk friends and posts them online, they are known as Pararazzi.

OMG claire was so para last night, i'm glad pizzle played pararazzi and got those Hi-def photo's for bebo

by Undercover Pararazzi November 17, 2009

Paragasm

When listening to Paramore, you achieve an orgasmic phase called Paragasm

I was listening to Ignorance by Paramore, most awesome thing ever.

Yep, you had a Paragasm

by Forceus August 25, 2009

Parahandro

wenn you are parahandro you are crazy as hell wou want to smack everybody, you want to fuck and kill.

I'm parahandro brother
Kieth is parahandro boys, watch his eyes!
familie Cicilia is parahandro brother
Chella is parahandro niggers !

by roffa_tim & Chella January 25, 2009

paramagnetic clit bar

When two girls stick magnets up their vaginal cavity and connect at the waist. Then they get their clits pierced by a single bar

I'm so excited, tonight me and heather are going to try a paramagnetic clit bar for the first time

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

by Mandaese August 1, 2010

parasail

The male version of the 'motor boat'. Stretch the scrotum into a sail and blow.

She loved to parasail his balls after he finished motor boating her.

by tragicdeer November 7, 2010