by ng11 June 10, 2009
Get the Brown Paintermug. When you Shove your dick in a girls ass and pull out some shit on your dick. Then you Draw pictures with her feces on her.
by JonnyJon October 30, 2008
Get the Dirty Paintermug. A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.
Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”
by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021
Get the Face Paintermug. A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019
Get the Potato Paintermug. Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
Get the Impatientist Paintermug. 
by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016
Get the pervert paintermug.